Hello this is me. :)

guy:

i hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way i think it octopus

(Source: guy, via hotboyproblems)

Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
Me: what kind of font is this?

overnight-shipping:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Because not enough of us are English monarchs

(Source: felixdawkins23, via notmarywatson)

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

(Source: bballgifs, via guy)

me: but it's 2 AM
stomach: did i fucking stutter

neutral-voice:

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling

(via kianlawley)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via fishypuff)

wifipasswords:

eat your dinner, kid. dont you know there are children in africa. there are children in europe. there are children in asia. there are children everywhere.

(via fishypuff)

fckyeahundergroundhiphop:

fuegoking:

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

The rarest most illest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire LIFEE

(Source: vinebox, via fishypuff)

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

16goingonserial:

theghostpiilot:

shes-little-miss-pipedream:

unwanted-spooky-hair:

thegingerterrorist:

mystery492:

#win

i already reblogged this but i just realized it had a half naked Zack Effron in the background

HEADMASTER ZEFRON

Is that a sexily posed Lucius Malfoy I see there?

am i the only one laughing at the picture of a nose


perfection

i must have seen this 100 times and every times have i focused on zefron, only just now seeing the nose

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

16goingonserial:

theghostpiilot:

shes-little-miss-pipedream:

unwanted-spooky-hair:

thegingerterrorist:

mystery492:

#win

i already reblogged this but i just realized it had a half naked Zack Effron in the background

HEADMASTER ZEFRON

Is that a sexily posed Lucius Malfoy I see there?

am i the only one laughing at the picture of a nose

perfection

i must have seen this 100 times and every times have i focused on zefron, only just now seeing the nose

(Source: pleatedjeans, via fishypuff)

allkindsoffuck:

goodre:

allkindsoffuck:

Welcome to the fandom

what fandom?

Welcome

(via fishypuff)